"Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution."

-- Jay Leno

#Funny Quotes #New Year Quotes #Mean Quotes

“All kids love to get dirty, but if I wandered into the garage, my father would say: 'Son, you're not going to have filthy hands like mine. You're going into show business.'”
“He should be the one to die, part of me thinks. I don't want to lose him, another part argues. I don't know which part to believe.”
“I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.”
“In my entire career? I am so sick of being asked, What's it like to kiss Mel Gibson?”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Messi won 3 Ballons d'Or and is competing for another one. He will be the best player in the world until he retires.”
“The desire to discover, the desire to move, to capture the flavor, three concepts that describe the art of photography.”
“It's always hard to predict what's coming up next. My main guess is that content creators will increasingly start using BitTorrent to distribute their own work directly.”
“If mutual respect does derive from unilateral respect, it does so by opposition.”

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