"Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on."

-- Jeff Ross

#Pain Quotes #Moving Quotes #Life Is Short Quotes

“Be swift to hear, slow to speak.”
“The familiar childhood admonition of 'counting to 10' before taking action works because it emphasizes the two key elements of anger management -- time and distraction.”
“That's true, because I'm a photographer now.”
“Logic only tells us what's there; it can't really address what isn't. Even the most devoted empiricist must admit that we have no hope of understanding the universe. Some things are unknowable.”
“Behind every sucessful person lies a pack of haters”
“Forget yourself and get to work.”
“Remembrance of death saves one from this world's deceit.”
“Perhaps the two greatest moments of my life were standing on the moon and being outside of the room when my granddaughter was born! We tend not to remember the worst.”

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