"In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded."

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Billy Connolly

#Funny Quotes #Travel Quotes #Differences Quotes

“My thoughts amuse me.”
“... if they [your children] write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them put the year.”
“Canada is not so much a country as a clothesline nearly 4,000 miles long. St John's in Newfoundland is closer to Milan, Italy than to Vancouver.”
“If it means my death, I don't care, because even death will be a sort of freedom.”

Source : Catherine Fisher (2011). “Incarceron”, p.178, Penguin
“Raising a child is like taking care of someone who's on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.”
“Did you hear this big scandal? Eight female badminton players were expelled from the Olympics for trying to lose on purpose. So tragically, they'll never have another chance to play badminton unless they get invited to a picnic.”
“Greg stands up, wiping his mouth. "I saw your mother's trial in the paper, Sharpe. I know you're just like her." "If I was, I would make you beg to blow me," I sneer.”
“I'm a doer, and whether it was the tsunami in Sri Lanka or the earthquake in Indonesia, I was always saying, I should be there; I should be helping out.”

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