"If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work."

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Mitch Hedberg

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“Post-â€‹wounded women know that postures of pain play into limited and outmoded conceptions of womanhood. Their hurt has a new native language spoken in several dialects: sarcastic, jaded, opaque; cool and clever. They guard against those moments when melodrama or self-â€‹pity might split their careful seams of intellect, expose the shame of self-â€‹absorption without self-â€‹awareness.”
“Here is just emptiness. There is no getting my ego out of the way, and all that stuff. There is just the seeing, shining in great brilliance and clarity.”
“But on and up, where Nature's heart Beats strong amid the hills.”
“Q: Why do you like chocolate so much? A: The answer, clearly, is because I've tasted chocolate.”
“I have written letters that are failures, but I have written few, I think, that are lies. Trying to reach a person means asking the same question over and over again: Is this the truth, or not? I begin this letter to you, then, in the western tradition. If I understand it, the western tradition is: Put your cards on the table.”

Source : Amy Hempel (2006). “The Collected Stories of Amy Hempel”, p.233, Simon and Schuster
“It is never easy for anyone to have success in music.”
“I am very aware that playwrights, particularly good ones, have a intention for everything they write. Language and punctuation is used specifically, and most of the time actors can find wonderful clues about character in the rhythm and cadence of the language used.”
“Either we heal now, as a team, or we will die as individuals.”

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