"Iâ€™m boredâ€™ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that youâ€™ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that youâ€™re alive is amazing, so you donâ€™t get to say â€˜Iâ€™m bored."

-- Louis C. K.

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“My mom was a photographer and whenever they needed a baby for a modelling job, she'd stick me in front of the camera. That's how it started.”
“I stopped caring what people thought.”
“Every time I traveled to a new city, I would learn about local heroes I did not know about, and I would learn about their very impressive contribution to their cities.”

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“Just a little help, a small security force, a bit of food, can save lives”
“If you write a page a day in couple months you have a good chunk of the book and then after a year you have almost a book. It's not that...hard.”

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“I'm struggling at the end to get out of the valley of hectoring youth, journalistic middle age, imposture, moneymaking, public relations, bad writing, mental confusion.”
“I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body." "Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition." "No, really. I'm trapped." "Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?" "That's just it - I've never shape-shifted." "So you're not really a werewolf." "Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?" Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'?”
“I was able to make many different kinds of movies. They enriched me on many different levels.”

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