"I`ve not really been angling to be a comedian. I knew comics and I loved them and I loved being funny, but I didn't understand the whole concept of becoming one. My first couple of times on stage, I was like, "This is what I'm doing for sure." I was so excited."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Couple Quotes #Comedian Quotes #Firsts Quotes

“When I take photographs, my body inevitably enters a trancelike state. Briskly weaving my way through the avenues, every cell in my body becomes as sensitive as radar, responsive to the life of the streets... If I were to give it words, I would say: "I have no choice... I have to shoot this... I can't leave this place for another's eyes... I have to shoot it... I have no choice." An endless, murmuring refrain.”
“Find a pile of gold and sit on it.”
“One of the greatest pieces of economic wisdom is to know what you do not know.”
“Imagine a thousand more such daily intrusions in your life, every hour and minute of every day, and you can grasp the source of this paranoia, this anger that could consume me at any moment if I lost control.”

Source : Jack Henry Abbott (1982). “In the belly of the beast: letters from prison”, Vintage
“The best customer service is if the customer doesn't need to call you, doesn't need to talk to you. It just works.”
“Leave war to others; 'tis Protesilaus' part of love.”
“Good leadership consists of showing average people how to do the work of superior people.”
“Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girl's mouth!”

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