"My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago."

-- George Gobel

#Uncles Quotes #Drinking Quotes #Drunk Quotes

“You can't just look at the back section of the newspaper or the sports section by itself. You need to understand everything that's going on.”
“Whatever power there is in the urban pictures is bound to the closeness with which they skirt banality. For a shot to be good â€” suggestive of more than just what it is â€” it has to come perilously near being bad, just a view of stuff.”
“The real terrorist is the American government, state terrorism unleashed against the world.”
“On and on you will hike. And I know you'll hike far and face up to your problems whatever they are.”
“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”
“One beautiful day, a radiant day, Mr Abramovich introduced himself to me and said I should put a shopping list together”

Source : "Rau, and Ranieri" by Sean Ingle, Dan Rookwood and Scott Murray, www.theguardian.com. September 11, 2003.
“The world is watching, and you better be fair.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“In the end, what affects your life most deeply are things too simple to talk about.”

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