"When everything is coming your way, youre probably in the wrong lane."

-- Tom Snyder

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“I don't lose a lot of sleep worrying about aliens, but I think it seems possible that there's life forms beyond our solar system.”

Source : Source: www.mtv.com
“Nothing speaks louder or more powerfully than a life of integrity”
“The closet door is open for me, where I left it, since I left it open, it has graciously stayed open.”
“I love horror movies. I mean, who doesn't like a good horror movie every once in a while? It's fun to get scared.”

Source : "13 Questions With Tara Reid". AskMen Interview, www.askmen.com.
“There are few occasions when we should make a bad bargain by giving up the good on condition that no ill was said of us.”
“Reading about myself on Perez Hilton was kind of the weirdest thing ever.”

Source : "Transcript: Melissa Benoist talks with glee about “Glee”". Interview with John Moore, www.denverpost.com. September 8, 2012.
“[In the case of research director, Willis R. Whitney, whose style was to give talented investigators as much freedom as possible, you may define "serendipity" as] the art of profiting from unexpected occurrences. When you do things in that way you get unexpected results. Then you do something else and you get unexpected results in another line, and you do that on a third line and then all of a sudden you see that one of these lines has something to do with the other. Then you make a discovery that you never could have made by going on a direct road.”
“I remember at the premiere of my second movie I started crying. I thought, I'm so bad that I either have to stop this and do something else or learn what I'm doing.”

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