"I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When?"

-- Bill Hicks

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“I paint; I'm a woman but I don't paint china. The first time I got a canvas I felt free. Art is overreaction to life. I love these early drawings; they show my innocent beginnings in a small town. Life is a sentence -- you live it out. Maybe these portraits jump out at you too much. People like things that conform.”
“Drank a lot of take home pay.”
“Climate change is new and complex. We don't have all the answers.”

Source : "Global Warming and the Future of Humanity: An Interview With Noam Chomsky and Graciela Chichilnisky". Interview with C.J. Polychroniou, truthout.org. September 17, 2016.
“The least productive people are usually the ones who are most in favor of holding meetings.”
“If you miss the moment, you miss your life.”
“If your memory was OK you could descend upon on a bookshop â€“ a big enough one so that the staff wouldnâ€™t hassle a browser â€“ and steal the contents of books by reading them. I drank down 1984 while loitering in the 'O' section of the giant Heffers store in Cambridge. When I was full I carried the slopping vessel of my attention carefully out of the shop.”
“I can pretty much call anyone, whether at the White House, in a company or in the media. I have access, because of the silliness of the entertainment world and how people react to it. It gave me an enormous opportunity to do anything I really want to.”
“I'm a big Hilary Duff person! My family loves her.”

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