"My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs."

-- Dave Attell

#Jobs Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“I always thought there was a - even in the most, quote, "conceptual art," there is always a physical aspect to it. I never knew what the term meant.”
“There is probably no greater anxiety in life than going home to visit your mother for Christmas.”
“Good actresses can often accomplish miracles, and it is possible to be someone you've never been or will be. But in a sitcom, there's no time.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Here in England, everyone's a pop star, innit, whereas in America they believe in the term artist.”
“Part of being a champ is acting like a champ. You have to learn how to win and not run away when you lose.”
“I think meditation is great, I really believe that at some point you need to just sit with a cup of tea in a café and just stare at the sky and be grateful.”

Source : Source: www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
“We must do what we can to reduce, not increase, tensions. We must do what we can to present only the facts as we know them, not as we imagine them to be. We must learn to live with crisis in an age which calls for cool heads and accurate appraisals.”
“...Any such unnatural union as the mingling of an exclusive system, such as homeopathy, with scientific medicine in a school,...(will) render every school adopting such a policy unworthy of support of the profession.”

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