"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."

-- A. Whitney Brown

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Hate Quotes

“I'm in love with my animal friends.”
“It's like kids playing house: 'You play the father, I'll play the mother.' You know, you dress up, you play, they pay, you go home. It's a game - acting's a game.”
“I like putting my money into things like food and shelter. I'm probably a bad example of an investor.”
“We can certainly defuse the intensity of the anti-immigrant feeling if we can bring some reality to the discussion by showing that they are not using that many resources.”
“Suddenly, and for the first time, he was at the center of his own life, living it and loving it.”

Source : Mary Balogh (2010). “A Secret Affair”, p.326, Delacorte Press
“The South was at the point where the scale was tipping against slavery. It was slowly dawning on the plantation owners that slave labor was not economic, besides being morally wrong. Slavery was destined to be abolished, whether for economic reasons or moral reasons matters not, but the international intriguers were not going to wait for voluntary abolition to rob them of their trump card.”
“I'll tell you what a friendship is to me. Friendship to me is, if my friends need my little finger to live, I'm going to have it cut off. I'm going to the hospital, they cut off my finger, and maybe I have a gold finger instead, and I become famous. But I still give it to my friend.”
“Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it.”

Source : YouTube Channel "l2runlimited"/"Lloyd Alexander (part 2 of 3)", www.youtube.com. May 07, 2008.

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