"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."

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Source : Quoted in Alan Harrington, Life in the Crystal Palace (1959).

Bob Hope

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“I'm not over-fond of animals. I am merely astounded by them.”
“Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability.”

Source : Sir William Osler, Mark E. Silverman, T. J. Murray, Charles S. Bryan, American College of Physicians--American Society of Internal Medicine (2003). “The Quotable Osler”, p.46, ACP Press
“I said to myself a long time ago that I didn't want to be that hanging-on-for-too-long, aging-rock-musician guy, and that's why I sort of got away from music.”

Source : "Jane's addiction ex=bassist Eric Avery recovers with Solo Lp, calls Billy Morgan 'inspiring'" by Chris Harris, www.mtv.com. December 26, 2007.
“I feel that Julian Assange came to be both paranoid and self-regarding in ways that ultimately undermined his own mission.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“I don't know; it just seemed like the cooler guys are playing Xbox. At least the ones I know.”
“I have always thought it morally unacceptable to kill stories, not to run stories, that people have risked their lives to get.”
“I have spent too much of my life opening doors for catsâ€”I once calculated that, since the dawn of civilization, nine hundred and seventy-eight man-centuries have been used up that way. I could show you figures.”
“Nobody would stay interested in me if I was normal”

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