"If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon."

-- W. C. Fields

#Drinking Quotes #Funny Drinking Quotes #Living My Life Quotes

“We are limited only by our lack of creativity. Our buildings should symbolize the exuberance of a free nation that encourages individual effort and creativity.”
“Let the teachers teach English and I will teach baseball. There is a lot of people in the United States who say isn't, and they ain't eating.”
“I should be sorry if I only entertained them. I wish to make them better.”

Source : George Frideric Handel (1854). “Messiah; a Sacred Oratorio ... Arranged for the Organ Or Pianoforte, with Vocal Score, by G. J. Elvey”, p.9
“As the writer, you can choose the word that seems best in terms of meaning, nuance, sound, etc. As the translator you are unlikely to find a word in your language that exactly matches, so that you are always making a decision about which meaning or nuance to choose, or emphasize, over the others.”

Source : Source: time.com
“The best ground untilled, soonest runs out into rank weeds. A man of knowledge that is negligent or uncorrected, cannot but grow wild and godless.”
“Standing before a camera isn't intimidating. It's more comfortable for me. I enjoy it now. I'm more aware of what to do.”
“A long time ago, when I was a young dancer in New York City, I fell in love with Jimmy Dean and he fell in love with me.”
“For all Men would be Cowards if they durst: And Honesty's against all common Sense.”

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