Funny Drinking famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.
-- Dean Martin -
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.
-- Dudley Moore -
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.
-- Raymond Chandler -
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
-- W. C. Fields -
The British government has urged its citizens to abstain from alcohol at least two days a week. Or to make it easier to remember, whenever they brush their teeth.
-- Conan O'Brien -
A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.
-- Roy Blount, Jr.