"Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't."

-- Bo Burnham

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“Inside it drives me crazy, my insecurities could eat me alive.”
“What is the chief end of giving? To glorify God and enjoy Him forever.”
“We hold that no person or set of persons can properly establish a standard of expression for others.”

Source : Platform, Independent League; "New York Journal-American" Newspaper, February 1, 1924.
“When we close ourselves off, we're not just closing ourselves off to other people, we're closing ourselves off from ourselves and impeding ourselves. When you open up, you allow yourself to be who you are.”

Source : Source: www.marieclaire.com
“I have a whole iPod full of exceptionally bad music, truly awful stuff including a disproportionate number of one hit wonders from the early '80s and lots of hair bands. I find it utterly impossible to love a song until I know every single word, so listening to live music or new bands is pretty much out.”
“Literature may be light as a cobweb, but it must be fastened down to life at the four corners.”
“The Baathist state did two things extremely well. One was create information-gathering intelligence networks and a filing system. There's actually a lot of information on a lot of people and that is a major achievement of a police state. The second one is the promotion of literature and poetry, and the arts generally. So this is a state that's producing mass police archives - surveillance - and poetry. And in fact a lot of the archives are about what poets are writing or what they should be writing.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“If a blending of individualism and of cooperative participation is a prerequisite to a democratic solution of the problems of a society of free men, it must also be noted that an atmosphere of freedom is required if these problems are to be met constructively and as they arise.”

Source : Marshall Field (1945). “Freedom is More Than a Word”

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