"Congratulations to Mexico. They upset Brazil to win a gold medal in men's soccer. And after the Olympics ended, the Mexican soccer team, of course, returned home to their houses here in Los Angeles."

-- Jay Leno

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“I am very poor - for a know nothing, understand nothing. It is not a calamitous condition until it is realized.”

Source : Rafael Sabatini (2013). “Scaramouche Plus Bardelys the Magnificent”, p.229, DoctorZed Publishing
“My acting range has always been something between the two extremes of 'raises left eyebrow' and 'raises right eyebrow.'”

Source : "The Very Best of Roger Moore: The Man Behind the Bond". Book by David Graham, August 22, 2014.
“I was surprised that each expert cared for different images, and had varied suggestions for how to continue my work. If each expert had been my teacher, I would have pursued four different directions, and lost my way.”
“An artist must either give up art or develop.”

Source : pauline kael (1965). “i lost it at the movies”
“Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still personally involved in things in the 90s.”
“Could I do with a little life editing? Would that give me a little more freedom? Maybe a little more time?”
“The earth was given to mankind to support the greatest number of which it is capable, and no tribe or people have a right to withhold from the wants of others more than is necessary for their own support and comfort.”

Source : James Monroe (199?). “The Writings of James Monroe: 1817-1823”
“every pleasure's got an edge of pain, pay your ticket and don't complain”

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