"Everybody thought that Titanic was the most romantic movie ever. A story about two teenagers who knew each other for three days. Try to make that movie with a couple that's been together for a few years. 'Get in the * boat, Rose!' 'I don't wanna get in the boat!' 'Get in, come on, I'm freezing my * off out here! I wanted to go to Jamaica, but no, we had to go on a cruise in the middle of the winter!' 'You never draw me naked anymore'"

-- Greg Giraldo

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