"I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life."

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Marcus Brigstocke

“In England, David and I are big fish in a small pond. But in L.A., we are tiny, tiny, tiny fish in a big pond.”
“Those who are preparing for the coming of Christ should be sober, and watch unto prayer, for our adversary, the Devil, goeth about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour; whom we are to resist steadfast in the faith.”
“You can't make accommodations in crucial situations and be heroic.”
“Some women can touch a man and heal like Jesus. The man who sees sunrise from a Belle woman's bed will swear he's been born again.”
“We sell the movies. Women need to know they are an asset and they are the ones who should be making the money.”
“There is so much uncertainty in cricket. One day you can get a hundred, the next day you can be dismissed for a zero. It makes you become practical about things. Teaches you to accept both success and failure. I think I have learnt a lot about life from cricket.”

Source : "I have learnt a lot about life from cricket". S. Dinakar, "Sport Star", Volume 24, No. 38, September 22, 2001.
“The world is a collective madhouse, its inhabitants are merely faking sanity. It is critical to becoming aware of these aberrations, for pretensions can be the enemy of love.”
“Medicine's good for some people. Not for me.”

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