"My gym has two-pound weights. If you're using two-pound weights, how did you even open the door to the gym? What's your dream? To pump up and open your mail?"

-- Dave Attell

#Dream Quotes #Doors Quotes #Two Quotes

“God forgives not capriciously, but with wise, definite, Divine pre arrangement; forgives universally, on the grounds of atonement and on the condition of repentance and faith.”

Source : Richard Salter Storrs (1875). “Conditions of Success in Preaching Without Notes: Three Lectures Delivered Before the Students of the Union Theological Seminary, New York, Januray 13, 20, 27: 1875; with an Appendix”, p.114
“You only want everything you don't have.”

Source : L. J. Smith (2014). “Vampire Diaries: The First Bite 4-Book Collection: The Awakening, The Struggle, The Fury, Dark Reunion”, p.34, Harper Collins
“Besides, the normal people here wouldnâ€™t see it. That was what â€œdifferentâ€ meant. Itâ€™s just another word for lonely.”
“The sorrow for the dead is the only sorrow from which we refuse to be divorced.”
“Utilitarianism is a civilization of production and of use, a civilization of "things" and not of "persons," a civilization in which persons are used in the same way as things are used. In the context of a civilization of use, woman can become an object for man, children a hindrance to parents, the family an institution obstructing the freedom of its members.”
“Our emotions are the way we experience the world. They are never wrong. It is only the conscious mind mismanaging that gets in the way.”

Source : Ruben Papian (2013). “How to Wish”, p.16
“Your positive impact on the generations to come will be directly related to the ministry you have in that little place called home.”
“Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.”

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