"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."

-- Jeff Foxworthy

#Funny Quotes #Graduation Quotes #Hilarious Quotes

“Our motto must continue to be perseverance. And ultimately I trust the Almighty will crown our efforts with success.”
“Power comes and goes. It can vanish in the twinkling of an eye, like smoke dissolving in the air.”
“We think in youth that our bodies are identical to ourselves and have the same interests, but discover later in life that they are heartless companions who have been accidentally yoked with us, and who are as likely as not, in our extreme sickness or old age, to treat us with less mercy than we would have received at the hands of the worst bandits.”

Source : Rebecca West (2010). “Black Lamb and Grey Falcon: A Journey Through Yugoslavia”, p.382, Open Road Media
“It's easy to manipulate your children when they're absolutely sure you're stupid.”
“It's easier to stop bad things than to pass good things.”

Source : "What I've Learned: Representative Jared Polis (D, Colo.)" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. October 29, 2010.
“Most of my clients don't realize that the way they look and the way they think about their looks are two separate issues.”
“I guess I'm just good at playing repressed individuals. I'm lucky because those are often the roles that catch people's eyes.”
“Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.”

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