"Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies."

-- Barry Cryer

#Laughing Quotes #Frogs Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“You live these three months in this reality, in this dark reality. You don't want to do those films every year because they're taxing. I started smoking a lot of cigarettes.”
“Technically, I'm not a guitar player, all I play is truth and emotion.”
“A friend of ours said if the same laws were applied to U.S. Presidents as were applied to the Nazis after WWII, that every single one of them, every last rich white one of them, from Truman on would be hung to death and shot. And this current administration is no exception. They should be hung and tried and shot as war criminals.”
“The remaining liberty of the world was to be destroyed in the place where it stood.”

Source : "Pharsalia" by Marcus Annaeus Lucanus, VII. 580,
“Liberals believe they own the franchise on minorities and can't stand any Hispanic or black who breaks rank.”
“There are some amazingly good wines for five dollars a bottle.”

Source : "Wine prices: How much to pay". www.cnn.com.
“I want to play for years.”
“Winning in Monaco is always special. That track has always been good to me. I won there in Formula 3000, battled for the victory with Williams in 2006 and now I've won two of the last three grands prix there.”

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