"So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey."

-- W. C. Fields

#Simple Quotes #Long Quotes #Swallowing Quotes

“Women who earn a certificate or degree from a community college, especially in STEM-related field, will be ready to move into a good-paying job in the growing global economy. Community colleges also offer mentorship and support that goes far beyond the classroom.”

Source : Source: on.mtv.com
“I was quite reluctant in the first instance to come to use the word bisexual with regard to myself because I didn't feel any different inside from the way I had always felt. I always found men attractive. I still find men attractive. I figure out of, you know, every 200 men that pass on the street, I'm going to go, 100 of those are nice looking guys. Now, with every 200 women that pass on the street, maybe one is going to turn my head.”
“Businesses get better only when the people in the business get better.”
“Don't just talk about Hispanics and say immediately we must have controlled borders. It's kind of insulting when you think about it. Change the tone would be the first thing. Second, on immigration, I think we need to have a broader approach.”
“I travel a lot and rarely make it home to Seattle.”
“The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.”
“I've always thought my flowers had souls.”

Source : Myrtle Reed (1902). “Lavender and Old Lace”
“Men are more accountable for their motives, than for anything else; and primarily, morality consists in the motives, that is in the affections.”

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