"The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie."

-- George Deukmejian

#Funny Quotes #Lying Quotes #Golf Quotes

“Could we say that the short short is to other kinds of fiction somewhat as the lyric is to other kinds of poetry? The lyric does not seek meaning through extension, it accepts the enigmas of confinement. It strives for a rapid unity of impression, an experience rendered in its wink of immediacy. And so too with the short short.”
“I have heard earnest American sociologists say that American children have a right to the divorce experience as an enriching element of an advanced civilisation.”
“We have so much separation between feeling the emotional and physical side of sex.”
“Experience teaches us that it is much easier to prevent an enemy from posting themselves than it is to dislodge them after they have got possession.”
“Be sceptical, ask questions, demand proof. Demand evidence. Don't take anything for granted. But here's the thing: When you get proof, you need to accept the proof. And we're not that good at doing that.”

Source : "The danger of science denial" by Michael Specter, www.theguardian.com. May 19, 2011.
“I like a person who knows how to say something dark at a very dark moment. The darker the moment and the darker the comic, the better. Something that is so wrong on all levels.”
“Life is more fragile and precious than I can comprehend, but believe me, I'm trying.”
“You see a woman, 22 years old, going out with a guy over 60 - and it's kind of natural. But if it happens in the opposite direction everyone says, 'What is going on there?”

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