"I don't like men who blow-dry their hair. If you are a man and you blow-dry your hair, then I don't like you and that's all there is to it."

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Source : Jack Dee (2009). “Thanks For Nothing”, p.96, Random House

Jack Dee

#Blow Quotes #Men Quotes #Hair Quotes

“It is better to advise than upbraid, for the one corrects the erring; the other only convicts them.”
“I'd love to do a PG-13 animated adventure. It would be great.”
“When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when hope hardly seems worth having, just mount a bicycle and go out for a spin down the road, without thought on anything but the ride you are taking.”
“Sick and disoriented, I'm able to form only one thought: Peeta Mellark just saved my life.”
“So, yeah, I think it had a major effect. I think in franchising younger people, it was just an idea that's never been trotted out before, but it makes perfectly good sense.”
“Nothing else can fill better colors in one's life like the magnificent nature does”
“Assumptions are dangerous things. I like facts a lot better.”
“In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating, stealing, getting rich, and whipping servants. But you have to shoot him in the end.”

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