"I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Suicidal Quotes #Kids Quotes #Long Quotes

“That's a huge subject - a writer refusing to do publicity but writing about publicity.”

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“Hope is fragile and needs to be tended and renewed.”
“Leadership is a choice. It is not a rank.”
“Study what you love, and youll never have to work a day in your life. Itll be one great adventure.”
“Don't allow the coldness and fear of others to tarnish your perfectly vulnerable beating heart.”
“Oftentimes, especially during my recovery, I didn't need to think about everything I was doing wrong; instead, I needed to focus more on what I was doing right-and then do more of the right stuff. I needed to live more in the solution.”
“I'm very lucky in the sense that I've got a voice that's distinctive. Not good, but distinctive. That's a very useful thing to have in this business. I'm glad on the one hand that I've got it, but I wish it was more powerful. I wish I had a greater range. I wish it was more accurate at times.”
“A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned.”

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