"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake."

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Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

W. C. Fields

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Clever Quotes

“When I was taking art history I was always angry that we would skip certain chapters because "it wasn't important." Like, "Let's skip over the Japanese. Let's just get to Giotto, because that's where everything begins." It's like, no. Everything is relevant to me.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“I'm a former bulimic myself and it's a horrible, horrible addiction.”
“My mom didn't use face cream, like, nothing at all. She's got great skin and looks very youthful.”
“Growing up in Atlanta I always had a sense of what fashion was, a sense of style - my parents always talked about the importance of making a first impression and that's stayed with me.”

Source : "The ESQ&A: Cam Newton on His New Clothing Line". Interview with Nic Screws, www.esquire.com. April 9, 2013.
“I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."”
“What pleases our mind is not dangerous enough.”
“Fiction is a particular kind of rhetoric, a way of thinking that I think can be useful in your life. It asks you to image the world through someone else's eyes, and it allows you to try to empathize with situations that you haven't actually experienced.”
“Sexuality poorly repressed unsettles some families; well repressed, it unsettles the whole world.”

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