"When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact."

-- Jeff Ross

#Stars Quotes #Rocks Quotes #Frustrated Quotes

“Everything that happens in Iraq affects countries outside.”

Source : Source: www.truth-out.org
“Men's best successes come after their disappointments.”
“Men are terrified of a woman's depth of love and the energy that moves as a woman's sexuality and emotions. And, at the same time, men want nothing more in this life than to merge completely with a woman's devotional love and wild energy. Only as a man outgrows his fear can he handle a woman's tremendous love-energy without running. And only such a man is worthy of your devotional offering in a committed intimacy.”

Source : David Deida (2009). “Dear Lover: A Woman's Guide to Men, Sex, and Love's Deepest Bliss: Easyread Super Large 24pt Edition”, p.66, ReadHowYouWant.com
“It is a testament to our naÃ¯vetÃ© about culture that we think that we can change it by simply declaring new values. Such declarations usually produce only cynicism.”
“Whatever pains disease may bring Are but the tangy seasoning To Loves delicious fare.”

Source : Richard Wilbur (2012). “Poems of Richard Wilbur”, p.51, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything has become a corn dog. Actually, corn dogs still work. But most other food should be stickless.”
“There's never been a better time to be an NBA owner”
“I have tried to live very quietly, so I could be happy.”

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