"According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good thing because if they did exist there wouldn't be any jobs for them."

-- Jay Leno

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“Devolution will kill Nationalism stone dead”

Source : "Tony Blair ‘let Nationalist genie out of the bottle’ in Scotland" by Paul Gilbride, www.express.co.uk. April 8, 2015.
“To lose yourself: a voluptuous surrender, lost in your arms, lost to the world, utterly immersed in what is present so that its surroundings fade away. In Benjaminâ€™s terms, to be lost is to be fully present, and to be fully present is to be capable of being in uncertainty and mystery.”
“There is no such thing as society: there are individual men and women, and there are families.”
“I sometimes try a variance of the drawer trick - [I write it] and then come back to it and see if it blows.”
“Im like the painter with his nose to the canvas, fussing over details. Gazing from a distance, the reader sees the big picture.”
“I will take a little bit of credit because I did come up with 'you're welcome.'”
“Jim Bakker came along. He said, Jessica Hahn, listen. You're a virgin. As God as my witness. He said, We need a girl that we can trust.”
“What puzzles most of us are the things which have been left in the movies rather than the things which have been taken out.”

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