"I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it."

-- David Brenner

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“Sometimes in the past when I played something might make me lose focus, or I would go home after a game where I thought I could have played better and I would let it hang over my head for a long time when it shouldn't.”
“Shadow conceals—light reveals. To know what to reveal and what to conceal, and in what degrees to do this, is all there is to art.”
“This fellow Charles Lindbergh will never make it. He's doomed.”
“Falling hard for somebody makes you do things you never thought you'd do before. Like pulling off an A in History or finally facing the truth about yourself”

Source : Steve Kluger (2009). “Almost Like Being in Love: A Novel”, p.158, Zondervan
“John Ventimiglia, who was on 'The Sopranos,' was in my first acting class and we have been friends since that time. Alec Baldwin was in my class back then, Sean Young and Andrew McCarthy.”
“I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'Shout For Help'.”

Source : Jimmy Carr, Lucy Greeves (2006). “Only Joking: What's So Funny About Making People Laugh?”, p.186, Penguin
“To not sing with an orchestra, to not be able to communicate through my voice, which I've done all my life, and not to be able to phrase lyrics and give people that kind of joy, I think I would be totally devastated.”
“The best kind of men have a certainty in themselves that isn't done in when countered by a certainty in their women, and they are much adored.”

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