"I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'Shout For Help'."

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Source : Jimmy Carr, Lucy Greeves (2006). “Only Joking: What's So Funny About Making People Laugh?”, p.186, Penguin

Jimmy Carr

#Saws Quotes #Helping Quotes #Obvious Quotes

“First, creating moving-image particles using MoCap technology requires a very complex and long production pipeline. Moreover, rendering these particles takes a lengthy amount of time.”
“What I find is that the taking, the stealing, the appropriation of images has to do with prior availability, and it sets up a degree where things can be shared... It's like 50% off... You can let something of another emotion or another personality sign on your work, or co-sign it.”
“Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.”
“I am for God, I am the lover of God, I am loved by God, I am the servant of God, I am the servant of the servant of God, and I am the well-wishing instrument of God's love towards every living being, with all humility. The emergence of that realization is the greatest attainment in life.”
“Christianity did not begin with a confession. It began with an invitation into friendship, into creating a new community, into forming relationships based on love and service.”
“I like to work at night.”
“You have to be kind of sensitive to be in rock and roll.”

Source : Source: www.gq-magazine.co.uk
“Your highest obligation to other people is to be your highest self.”

Source : Rory Vaden (2015). “Procrastinate on Purpose: 5 Permissions to Multiply Your Time”, p.121, Penguin

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