"Marco Rubio announced he's running for president. Fun fact: Marco Rubio's wife is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader. In other words, she knows how to generate fake enthusiasm for someone who's not going to win."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Running Quotes #Fun Quotes #Winning Quotes

“It's a hard thing to hold a civil conversation after recalling that one party has used a Taser on the other, so both of them finished the walk in silence.”
“I seem to be the most wordy when it comes to monsters because I'm a bit of a monster freak.”

Source : "An Interview with Dracula and His Brides". Interview with Steve Head, www.ign.com. May 05, 2004.
“Fall if you will, but rise you must.”
“A sublime faith in human imbecility has seldom led those who cherish it astray.”
“some people are democrats by choice, and some by necessity.”
“The end for which we are created invites us to walk a road that is surely sown with a lot of thorns, but it is not sad; through even the sorrow, it is illuminated by joy.”
“Childhood means simplicity. Look at the world with the child's eye - it is very beautiful.”

Source : FaceBook post by Kailash Satyarthi from Jul 09, 2015
“[Footnote:] Aristotle maintains that the neck of the Lion is composed of a single bone. Aristotle knew nothing at all about Lions, a circumstance which did not prevent him from writing a good deal on the subject.”

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