#Party Quotes #Gay Quotes #Sweaters Quotes
“I felt something impossible for me to explain in words. Then, when they took her away, it hit me. I got scared all over again and began to feel giddy. Then it came to me... I was a father.”
“Civilization means food and literature all round. Beefsteaks and fiction magazines for all. First-class proteins for the body, fourth-class love-stories for the spirit.”
“What would you do if you were me? Tell me. Please tell me! But you're far from this. Your fingers turn the strangeness of these pages that somehow connect my life to yours. Your eyes are safe. The story is just another few hundred pages of your mind. For me, it's here. It's now. I have to go through with this, considering the cost at every turn. Nothing will be the same.”
“Taking somebody's sacrifices is like taking counterfeit money. You're only the poorer.”
“In what will survive me I am in harmony with my annihilation.”
“If I stayed a football player, my career would have been over 20 years ago. As it is, my knees are shot. I found I got the same good feeling in acting that I had in sports, but I found I could have a more profound impact on people.”
“All human power is a compound of time and patience.”
“Pretend to be dumb, that's the only way to reach old age.”
Bill Burr Comedian
Brian Regan Comedian
Christian Finnegan Comedian
Dane Cook Comedian
Megan Griffiths
Mike Birbiglia Comedian
Pete Holmes Comedian
Todd Barry Stand-up comedian
Alonzo Bodden Comedian
