"I get depressed at airports."

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Adam Carolla

#Airports Quotes

“I know it's hard to not do well at something, and I know it's hard to need help.”
“The one who walks alone, is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.”
“The pure connecting factor is that those of us who describe ourselves as feminists want equal rights for all people.”
“One of the reasons why when Elvis dies or the Son of Sam is captured ABC News' ratings go up is because people who don't normally watch news are watching then. The question is, do you want to attract people who don't watch network news or fight over the people who do?”
“And once we have given our community a good start,' I pointed out, ' the process will be cumulative. By maintaining a sound system of education you produce citizens of good character, and citizens of sound character, with the advantage of a good education, produce in turn children better than themselves and better able to produce still better children in their turn, as can be seen with animals.”
“The man who looks for security, even in the mind, is like a man who would chop off his limbs in order to have artificial ones which will give him no pain or trouble.”
“German dominance in the EU is a fact of life. But for historical reasons, it would be the last country to be swept away by a populist wave. And one thing is certain: If Germany goes down, Europe goes down, and with it all the values which we thought are worth living for. Germany has to be the champion of these values.”

Source : Source: www.spiegel.de
“You were right,â€ she said. â€œYou were always right, about everything. And I will always love you, Sam. Forever.”

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