"In the Year 2000 men will finally discover that the reason women go to the bathroom in pairs... is to make out."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“Duty reaches down the ages in its effects, and into eternity; and when the man goes about it resolutely, it seems to me now as though his footsteps were echoing beyond the stars, though only heard faintly in the atmosphere of this world.”

Source : William Mountford (1858). “Enthanasy; Or, Happy Talk Towards the End of Life ...”, p.174
“There is in man a conscience which outlives the sensations the sensations, resolutions, and emotions of the hour, and rises above them all.”

Source : Edward Thomson (1872). “Evidences of Revealed Religion”, p.105
“My essentials are skinny jeans, loose-fitting tees, big jumpers, and the leather jacket. Everything is black or blue - I don't own anything colorful.”
“...You can make a positive out of most any negative if you work at it hard enough.”
“What do they know-all these scholars, all these philosophers, all the leaders of the world - about such as you? They have convinced themselves that man, the worst transgressor of all the species, is the crown of creation. All other creatures were created merely to provide him with food, pelts, to be tormented, exterminated. In relation to them, all people are Nazis; for the animals it is an eternal Treblinka.”
“Virtue, though clothed in a beggar's garb, commands respect.”
“Poor Georgia O'Keeffe. Death didn't soften the opinions of the art world toward her paintings.”
“People in the political world have every incentive to say things that lead voters away from a clear economic understanding of issues. What has happened more and more is that organized groups have more and more reasons to say things that don't make any economic sense.”

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