"I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.'"

-- Adam Carolla

#Lazy Quotes #Vote Quotes

“Thereâ€™s great beauty on this world if you just have the eyes to see it.”
“Someone who wants to attain enlightenment must be brave. He must rush into the crowd of enemies with a dagger. In the practice of Zen, enemies are our delusive thoughts and passions.”
“In all the music I've done, what I'm really interested in above all else, and I'm not sure it's what one should be interested in, is the kind of - you know, people talk about work progressions, which doesn't really make sense with pop music because there is no progression, because there is no tonic, because there is no more tonality.”

Source : Source: thequietus.com
“After years of struggle, the U.S. Supreme Court today has made same-sex marriage a reality in California ... I have directed the California Department of Public Health to advise the state's counties that they must begin issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples in California”

Source : "Federal appeals court is expected to wait on Prop. 8 action" by Maura Dolan, www.latimes.com. June 26, 2013.
“Though born in Nova Scotia, I am of almost pure New England descent.”
“How could I leave Prim, who is the only person in the world Iâ€™m certain I love?”
“Thanks to President Obama, being a woman will no longer be a pre-existing condition!”

Source : "Cecile Richards DNC speech". www.politico.com. September 5, 2012.
“As a rule, I try to avoid the French Quarter because of the crowds, especially Bourbon Street. But hey, some people love it. A great, wild, adult thing to see is the costume competition in front of the bar Oz on Bourbon early morning on Fat Tuesday.”

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