"If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt."

-- Marcus Brigstocke

#Kilts Quotes #Want Quotes #Scottish Quotes

“Women sometimes seem to share a quiet, unalterable dogma of persecution that endows even the most sophisticated of them with the inarticulate poignancy of the peasant.”
“I have not conquered Everest, it has merely tolerated me”
“Camera lies all the time. Itâ€™s all it does is lie, because when you choose this moment instead of this moment, when youâ€¦ the moment youâ€™ve made a choice, youâ€™re lying about something larger. Lying is an ugly word. I donâ€™t mean lying. But any artist picks and chooses what they want to paint or write about or say. Photographers are the same.”
“I do films that I like. I have done comedy, romance, everything, and I always like to do it differently from the previous ones.”
“Imagine what we could accomplish if our dreams were bigger than our fears”
“However, the models also predict unambiguously that the atmosphere is warming faster than the surface of the earth; but all the available observational data unambiguously shows the opposite!”
“Spin' is a polite word for deception. Spinners mislead by means that range from subtle omissions to outright lies. Spin paints a false picture of reality by bending facts, mischaracterizing the words of others, ignoring or denying crucial evidence, or just 'spinning a yarn' - by making things up.”

Source : Brooks Jackson, Kathleen Hall Jamieson (2007). “unSpun: Finding Facts in a World of Disinformation”, p.7, Random House
“A Theologian has nothing on a man who has experienced God”

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