"The White House admitted that Vice President Biden's endorsement of gay marriage forced him to come out in favor of it. So in a related story millions of Americans are trying to get Biden hooked on pot."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Gay Quotes #White Quotes #House Quotes

“I am not a police fan at all.”
“You feel touched and honored and alive when you give to someone”
“Wretched unfair, it is,â€ he remarked. â€œOf the three of us, Iâ€™m the one whoâ€™s always collected the rare and unusual, yet you two managed to snag the worldâ€™s most unusual women. First you, Crispin, with the only living half-breed, who then turned into an even more unusual vampire. And now you, Charles, have bagged a shape-shifter. Thought you were joking when you said Denise was the kitty. Iâ€™m simply green with jealousy”
“When I use the word 'healing,' by that I mean that every disease has a physical element that we're very good at handling, but there's always a sense of the violation. 'Why me?' 'Why is my leg broken on the ski trip and not anyone else's?' And I think that medicine has done a terrible job of addressing that spiritual violation.”
“I like the body. I like to design everything to do with the body.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
“The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like 'Mad Men' is disgusting. It's a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it.”
“If we can keep ourselves from interfering with the natural laws of life, mistakes can be our child's finest teachers.”
“I tell the truth; listen everyone. Only those who have Loved, will realise the Lord”

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