"A lawyer from Africa wants to marry Malia Obama in exchange for goats, sheep, and cows. In response, President Obama said, 'Don't be ridiculous. My daughter isn't marrying a lawyer.'"

-- Conan O'Brien

#Daughter Quotes #Sheep Quotes #President Quotes

“We can choose to alleviate suffering. We can choose to work together for peace. We can make these changes - and we must.”
“He always said she was smart, but their conversations were a mined field in which at any moment she might make the wrong verbal move and find her ignorance exploding in her face.”
“The drinking of wine seems to me to have a moral edge over many pleasures and hobbies in that it promotes love of one's neighbor.”
“Life is like a prism. What you see depends on how you turn the glass.”
“The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill.”
“It's hard if you start believing that you should be really that perfect fantasy ideal, that people start believing because of all of the retouching. You can delve into that fantasy world and play with it, but when you walk away, that's not you.”
“The Web, the great time-killer that had replaced conspicuously passive television with its seductive illusion of productivity.”
“Best way then is to be waiting for them to bring Halt and the others out of that prison,â€ he said, almost to himself. â€œThereâ€™s only one reason I can think of that they might do that,â€ Umar said. â€œThatâ€™s if they are going to execute them.â€ Will lookd at him for several seconds before speaking. â€œWell, thatâ€™s a big comfort.”

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