"Today in Sri Lanka, Pope Francis visited a Buddhist temple. When asked why, the Pope said, 'Just keeping my options open. It's a dicey job market. You never know.'"

-- Conan O'Brien

#Buddhist Quotes #Jobs Quotes #Sri Lanka Quotes

“At last, after almost fifty years in the hopper, the most famous unpublished novel in America is in print. Who Shot the Water Buffalo? is a splendid story of comradeship in a time and place of constant peril, but it's Babbs's irrepressible exuberance and vast, affectionate good humor that make the story go. I love this novel.”
“Every moment is a moment. Every moment makes a certain request of us. The question is how we answer it.”
“When the pain of continuing exceeds the pain of stopping, a threshold is crossed. What seemed unthinkable becomes thinkable.”
“Fans think they want to see more than the 10 to 20 seconds of Itchy and Scratchy that we put on the show, but my feeling is less is more. Once you've skinned and flayed a cat, ripped his head off, made him drink acid and tied his tongue to the moon, there really isn't that much to say.”
“How big can we get before we get bad?”
“What is important to me is that people know I respect the business of making movies.”
“At times one feels that what is being said in the West is that the fact that you are a Muslim predisposes you to this blind, stupid terrorism.”
“I take it not only a day at a time, but a moment at a time, and keep it at that pace. If you can be happy right now, then youâ€™ll always be happy, because itâ€™s always in the now”

Source : FaceBook post by Willie Nelson from Dec 13, 2013

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