"I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can't be Carrot Top. I can't."

-- Brad Williams

#Issues Quotes #Comedian Quotes #One Liner Quotes

“There are no rules for felicity.”
“You think, you don't just speak. The lines come off the thoughts.”
“The culture of the United States has flooded the world. It's the inevitable result of a powerful culture, art. We've got an instinctive touch when it comes to the popular mind because we've had no aristocracy. It is a democratic country. And we know without knowing it, without bothering to understand it, how to reach ordinary people, sometimes with the most vulgar, worthless junk on the face of the earth, but we know how to do it [laughter].”
“I want to wake up every day and do whatever comes in my mind, and not feel pressure or obligations to do anything else in my life.”
“There is a place that God has specifically designed for you where all your needs will be supplied, where you'll be happy and fulfilled, and where you'll be using your gifts and talents to the full.”
“If by Godot I had meant God I would have said God, and not Godot.”
“The ideals which have always shone before me and filled me with joy are goodness, beauty, and truth.”
“My fantasy is that there is a new regulatory body that is in charge of algorithmic auditing.”

Source : Source: www.salon.com

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