"Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Eye Quotes #People Quotes #Bologna Quotes

“I can't promise my child a life without bias - we're all biased - but I promise to bias my child with multiple perspectives.”
“I hate the word 'sneering', I can't help the way my face looks.”
“Our first and most pressing problem is how to do away with warfare as a method of solving conflicts between national groups within a society who have different views about how the society is to run.”
“The dictionary also invites a playful reading. It challenges anyone to sit down with it in an idle moment. There are worse ways to kill time.”
“I'm not afraid," Rafi said. "Why not?" "If I die tomorrow it will have been useless to have been afraid today.”
“A sentence from Psalm 101 has been both challenging and convicting for me: 'I will walk in my house with blameless heart' (Psalm 101-2, NIV). When God speaks to me about being more loving, this verse reminds me to make application in my family first-and then to others. It forces me to ask, 'Am I more spiritual, more loving, or more fun somewhere else? Who gets my best-my family or others?'”
“I'm sick of being self-referential. I don't want to do any more songs that can be accused of being personal.”
“It certainly made a film writing career for me.”

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