"Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“Havin' cash is highly addictive, especially when you're used to havin' money to live with.”
“The physical five oranges goes up the ladder to the picture of the five oranges which goes up to the representation of the five oranges as a numeral. This points in the direction of a definition of abstraction: when we abstract we voluntarily ignore details of a context, so that we can accomplish a goal.”
“Captaincy is something you get better at through experience. You've got to trust your instincts.”

Source : Source: www.theguardian.com
“Life is like unto a long journey with a heavy burden.”
“My inspiration can come from anything - films, the street, paparazzi pictures.”
“Blue has no dimensions, it is beyond dimensions, whereas the other colours are not....All colours arouse specific associative ideas, psychologically material or tangible, while blue suggests at most the sea and sky, and they, after all, are in actual, visible nature what is most abstract.”
“Civil disobedience is not accepted by religion and the state does not accept it and there are many verses in the Holy Book that talk of following the ruler.”
“Erudition can produce foliage without bearing fruit.”

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