"I have 236 movies on my queue and I feel like I should always be watching movies. Like if I wake up in the middle of the night and don't fall directly back to sleep, I'm like, 'I've been up for an hour and a half I could have watched 'Toy Story 3' by now.' In this economy it is a sin not to be watching movies when you have Netflix."

-- Gary Gulman

#Fall Quotes #Sleep Quotes #Night Quotes

“My mother was a housewife but she was also an artist. My father was an electrical engineer.”
“Infuse your life with action. Don't wait for it to happen. Make it happen. Make your own future. Make your own hope. Make your own love. And whatever your beliefs, honor your creator, not by passively waiting for grace to come down from upon high, but by doing what you can to make grace happen... yourself, right now, right down here on Earth.”
“Think of how many mistakes you made at 22 years old. Like, I made a million.”

Source : "Kristen Stewart Cheats on Robert Pattinson: Her Twilight Costars Forgive Her". Interview with Nicole Eggenberger, www.usmagazine.com. November 1, 2012.
“So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was working after school and weekends. I did the news; I did everything. I did - played records.”
“[Victoria Clark] is one of those people who has the rarest combination of gifts. I can put her in any classical play tomorrow because she such an extraordinary actress.”
“MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!”
“All in all, I would not have missed this century for the world.”
“Breathing is the greatest pleasure in life”

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