"I always thought music was more important than sexâ€”then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't bother me."

-- Jackie Mason

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“The sea was not freedom; it was a likeness of freedom, a symbol of freedom...How splendid freedom must be if a mere likeness of it, a mere reminder of it, is enough to fill a man with happiness.”
“Deceit is the mark of evil. Even if the evil messenger does not appear in person, the test is the same.”
“A holiday in a new dressÂ—can earth offer anything more enchanting?”
“Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini.”
“Well, doctor, and do I now act like a 'pink powder puff' ?”

Source : "Biography/ Trivia". www.imdb.com.
“I never felt like I had a mother.”
“History is a living whole. If one organ be removed, it is nothing but a lifeless mass.”

Source : Frederic Harrison (1862). “The Meaning of History: Two Lectures”, p.25
“I do not miss my toys. I wouldn't play with them anyway. I am fifteen. I miss my childhood.”

Source : Jo Walton (2011). “Among Others”, p.160, Macmillan

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