"California had its first medical ***** job fair. Over 2 million people meant to show up."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“People change their opinion according to your position. And both politicians and bureaucrats begin to take you more seriously, as they suddenly feel you have become more important”
“No money is better spent than what is laid out for domestic satisfaction.”
“Democracy is constructed like an edifice, freedom by freedom, right by right, until it reaches its snapping point.”
“Every single one of you, before you get off the pile, affect the head. Early, affect the head. Continue, touch and hit the head.”

Source : "Gregg Williams wanted 49ers hurt". www.espn.com. April 6, 2012.
“My books are not about different components that fit together like pieces in a jigsaw puzzle, it's about creating the space around the components, which is almost as important as the components themselves. And that space changes and blends depending upon what the components are.”
“The secret to achieving inner peace lies in understanding our inner core values â€“ those things in our lives that are most important to us â€“ and then seeing that they are reflected in the daily events of our lives.”
“The frightening and most difficult thing about being what somebody calls a creative person is that you have absolutely no idea where any of your thoughts come from, really. And especially, you don't have any idea about where they're going to come from tomorrow.”

Source : "Art & Copy". Documentary, www.imdb.com. 2009.
“Everything was perfectly healthy and normal here in Denial Land.”

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