"Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself."

-- Gary Gulman

#People Quotes #Asking Quotes #Common Quotes

“Any coward can fight a battle when he's sure of winning; but give me the man who has the pluck to fight when he's sure of losing.”
“I can't impress people with the pedigree of obscure French filmmakers that got me into film. It was Robert Zemeckis and Steven Spielberg. I really thought I wanted to make dumb action movies.”
“Coming out, all the way out, is offered more and more as the political solution to our oppression. The argument goes that, if people could see just how many of us there are, some in very important places, the negative stereotype would vanish overnight. ...It is far more realistic to suppose that, if the tenth of the population that is gay became visible tomorrow, the panic of the majority of people would inspire repressive legislation of a sort that would shock even the pessimists among us.”
“Faith in God includes Faith in God's timing.”
“Life doesn't require ideals. It requires standards of action.”
“So, when it comes to eating healthy, it's just doing the right thing. And it's not something you have to do 365 days a year, but I think it's something you have to do 25 days a month. Let's put it that way.”
“I always entertain great hopes.”
“If we do not learn from history, we shall be compelled to relive it. True. But if we do not change the future, we shall be compelled to endure it. And that could be worse.”

Source : Alvin Toffler (1972). “The futurists”, Random House (NY)

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