"All's fair if you have a really good attorney."

-- Norm Crosby

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“Mr. Greer timed all our speeches with an oven timer. Things were nothing at Tribeca Alternative, considered one of Manhattan's finest prep schools, if not high tech.”
“In '74 it was really a very gloomy atmosphere, I would say, to put it mildly.”
“Greed and selfishness do seem to be central motivators of mankind.”
“Be what you are becoming without clinging to what you might have been; what you might yet be.”

Source : Luce Irigaray (1985). “This Sex which is Not One”, p.214, Cornell University Press
“If one draws things in a manner which provides only the barest clue to their meaning, the viewer is forced to fill in the gaps by using his own imagination. He is compelled to participate in the creative act, which I consider very important.”

Source : Barbara Catoir, Antoni Tàpies (1991). “Conversations with Antoni Tàpies: With an Introduction to the Artist's Work”
“People seem very comfortable having a kind of Cheesecake Factory-type of life.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“Write as you like, use the rhythms that come out, try different instruments, sit at the piano, destroy the metric, shout instead of singing, blow your guitar and ring the horn. Hate mathematics, and love eddies. Creation is a bird without a flight plan, that will never fly in a straight line.”
“I love to work. You want to talk about natural highs? There's nothing like it.”

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