"Iran is celebrating the nuclear deal. The Iranians are going crazy. They're drinking non-alcoholic champagne and thinking about dancing. That's how excited they are."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben Franklins, Thomas Jeffersons, George Washingtons, a couple of Susan B. Anthony's, Roosevelts, Hamiltons, a Sacajawea or two, and an Abe Lincoln to cover Scalia in full.”
“I have a big family and no one ever treated me like a child. They always treated me like an adult, like an equal.”
“A good film to me is like lightning in a bottle. I used to think that meant hit and run. But then I've changed my definition about what lightning in a bottle means. I think it means that you wait for that surprising moment that you really didn't expect would happen, as good as it may have gone in rehearsal.”

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“I find myself trying to translate a lot of the things whirring passed my subjective lens into language I can make sense of, then that tribal tongue becomes rap-language and for whatever reason some people on the internet really like that. To y'all I'm eternally indebted.”

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“His heritage to his children wasn't words or possessions, but an unspoken treasure, the treasure of his example as a man and a father.”
“But for me, from my point of view, I don't mind if it falls over... if you break the glass you replace the glass, if the sheep falls out you can always get a new sheep.”
“We settled this continent without art. So it was easy for us to treat it as an imported luxury, not a necessity.”
“To entrust the government with the power of determining the education which our children receive is entrusting our servant with the power to be our master.”

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