"You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth."

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Source : "Rodney Dangerfield: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

Rodney Dangerfield

#Mouths Quotes #Ugly Quotes #Sticks Quotes

“I'm consistently telling stories about the value of the human condition and connectedness and things like that.”

Source : "Fringe Showrunner J.h. Wyman Talks About the Final Episodes". Interview with Eric Goldman, www.ign.com. December 5, 2012.
“The one fatwa that everyone here is probably familiar with is the Salman Rushdie fatwa, but a fatwa doesn't have to be a violent thing at all. A fatwa is simply a ruling on Islamic law; there can be fatwas on clothing.”
“Artists instinctively want to reflect humanity, their own and each other's, in all its intermittent virtue and vitality, frailty and fallibility.”
“Politics is a matter of choices, and a man doesn't set up the choices himself. And there is always a price to make a choice. You know that. You've made a choice, and you know how much it cost you. There is always a price.”
“You are damned and praised, or encouraged or discouraged by those who listen to you, and those who come to applaud you. And to me, those people are very important.”
“For it is in letting go of the past that you reclaim your power. Step through the gateway now.”
“Everybody's after a new morning. What do we have to run up and salute tomorrow?”
“Happiness depends on ourselves.”

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