"Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there."

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Source : JACK PAAR (1960). “I KID YOU NOT”

Jack Paar

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“Now, my oral illustration be like clitoral stimulation to the female gender Ain't nothin' better Let me know when it's wet enough to enter”
“It is perfectly obvious that the whole world is going to hell. The only possible chance that it might not is that we do not attempt to prevent it from doing so.”

Source : "Play to Live: Lectures of Alan Watts". Book edited by Mark Watts, December 1, 1982.
“Never assume that people in positions of responsibility are behaving responsibly.”
“The person who has been photographed, not the total person, is dead, dead for having been seen.”
“I have always used the burqa because men are using the burqa in the name of culture and religion to take freedom from women. Women are alive, they have their own wishes and desires, but all the time they have to sacrifice that. They are a kind of skeleton, which doesn't have muscles. They're just breathing, like a kind of puppet that barely exists. If women spoke for their rights, they were beaten by their husbands. So they don't have a voice. They lose their voices and their wishes and their happiness.”

Source : "Afghan graffiti artist risks her life to challenge the burqa under the Taliban". Interview with Katie Booth, womenintheworld.com. May 21, 2015.
“At night, time becomes a calm sea. It goes on for ever.”
“I can't wait to be back on the dance floor. I feel really good about it.”
“The United States needs serious change in its fiscal, entitlement, infrastructure, immigration, and education policies, among others. And yet a polarized and often paralyzed Washington has pushed dealing with these problems off into the future, which will only make them more difficult and expensive to solve.”

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